This page is dedicated to all those funny things our kids say. If you follow us on Facebook you will know most of these thing get posted there first.You can follow us here or here

Enjoy! I know we do.

Note: Most of these are Lola since she is home all day long right now.

Lola: <whining> I really wanted a sticker today. Me: why didn’t you get one? Lola: I really wanted to be good, but it was too cold!

Eleanor: I am dressed totally punk rock today. You used to be punk rock huh Mom? Now you are just like a Mom with a cool purse.

Lola-: Daddy told me you met online. Were you playing the fishy game? Is this why you don’t let me talk to strangers? You don’t want me to get married?

Lola: When I get pregnant I am going to have a girl baby because our family doesn’t really have boys. Plus girls fall in loooove and I like loooove.

Lola: You know the movie theater has a HUGE like really huge tv. We should get one.
Its like huge, and FAT! Its ok to call a tv fat right Mom? Its just not nice to call you and Daddy fat. Its ok you are not fat like the tv at the theater.

Me: I found matching jammies! You, Lola and I can match. Wouldn’t that be fun? Eleanor: That sounds spensive. Something like that always is. Me: You are your Mother’s daughter. Eleanor: of course I was in your tummy.

Me: Lola can you get Liam a pacifier? Lola: It would have been so much easier to let him drink your boob, I’m playing a game.

Lola: I looove hagaburs!(hamburgers) ME: Good thing I am making them tonight for dinner! Lola: Oh, I don’t love your hagaburs unless you are grilling them. Are you grillin tonight Mom? Me: No. Lola: Yeah, I didn’t think you knew how to use the buttons on Dad’s grill. That is a Daddy thing anyway.

Glenn: You gonna call Ghost busters Lola? Lola: NO silly I don’t know their number.

Lola while going through the fruit basket ” SWEET MAMAS! We have a guacamole, can we have this for lunch?”(she calls avocado- guacamole)

Lola: I am going to feed my babies with my boobs so I don’t have to clean bottles.

Lola- I am going to make a bagel. Me: With peanut butter? Lola: No, are you crazy? That would be gross. You only put bagel cream on bagels.

Me: Yaya has a new boyfriend now his name is Brian. Lola: Why is she dating Brian? But he is a dog! (G had to explain to me that is the dog from Family Guy)

Lola: Mom just about everything in the bathroom says not to throw it in the potty. Did you know that? Don’t put anything in the potty except what you are supposed to and we will be good to go.

Lola- This card Yaya sent makes me cry every time. Does it make you cry? READ IT you will totally cry.

While watching a weather alert go across the screen Lola says ” Oh Mom, that says kids need to sleep downstairs with their Moms right now” Good try kid..good try.

I find Lola crying at the computer and ask her whats wrong… ” I can’t find Judge Joe Brown on Facebook but the tv said he was there!”

While watching a documentary on meat eating animals… Lola says ” I am so glad Daddy BBQs our meat”

Glenn explaining he making chicken for dinner. Lola: I have a BETTER idea! Glenn: What? Lola: HAGABURS! (lola speak for hamburgers)

Lola while watching Ke$ha on the Today show- That girl looks like she needed to take a bath this morning.

Lola to Wonderboy after throwing him a stuffed animal ” Dude you are a BOY! They catch things. But you didnt catch, I’m so disapointed.”

Today taking the long way home from Target while we were in the middle of corn fields Lola says ” Holy cow we are in the middle of nowhere! Good thing there is corn in case we get starvin marvin”

Eleanor- Why do we have to clean? We will just mess it all up again.

Lola- I can’t go to bed I am all out of dreams so I should stay up until I get some.

All kids hate their names at some point.. we discovered today that Lola wishes her name was Google.

Lola- Mom you killed our plants just like you told the guy at Menards you would!

This morning while watching the Emmy nominees. Eleanor- HOLY COW THEY HAVE A SHOW NAMED AFTER ME! We gotta watch that.

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